Gb->High-Larn aka Hype Rakh!

Owing to the numerous requests by fans, Rakhi hype son of Taw felt its his moral responsibility to oblige his fans. He interviewed himself and sent us the proceedings.

1) How come you are so smart ?
A) Ever since I was a little kid...
blah blah blah....
blah blah blah.....
blaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh... and so smartness came naturally to me.

2) How did you realise you were special?
A) Ever since I was a little kid...
blah blah blah....
blah blah blah.....
blaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh... I see all the other kids and saw to myself, I am special and thats
how I realised it.

3) Now tel us abt ur extra-ordinary nading skills..
A)Ever since I was a little kid...
blah blah blah....
blah blah blah.....
blaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh... I had a flair for bombs. There were times wen I just stay in
t-spawn and keep throwing nades. I get high just hearing the sound of different nades
xploding. You know, the sound of the smoke nade is very similar to that of my fart.
(He laughs... I laugh... Wat an amazing person he is... I am at awe just lukin at him.. )

4)Is it difficult to cope up with mediocre clanmates?
A)Ever since I was a little kid...
blah blah blah....
blah blah blah.....
blaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh...
On Rags: I sometimes wonder why he still plays CS. One of the dumbest idiot I ever met and wen I say it I mean it.

On Wolf: Hahaha(He laughs... I laugh...blah blah blah..).. Is that even a nick?? I am telling you its a real headache having these 'RED-BUS' people around.

On Luv: Fatty fatty fatty..na nana na nana... he kept humming...

Concluding remarks of the interviewer: 'Here is a true genius with multifacted talent tree.. An extra-ordinary soul trying to cope with the mediocre bunch... Here is Human 2.0 '


Rags commented thus:

"Smart, my foot.. U cal him smart and i cal you dumb.."

"Yeah, he is special. So special that he was in a special school for the mentally retarded til age 16."

"On one thing I do agree.. Bowling has come naturally to Rakhi. Poor thing, always confused between CS and cricket.. Wenever he sees sum1 with an AK, he get ready to bowl, runs towards him with a nade in hand."

"I was confused and worried about the human race de-evolving ever since I met him. Cal me crazy but he is the biggest Fart known to mankind"